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Ten-Hut! Meet The Man The A-Listers Call Sir


Fall in line, maggots, and stand at attention as we talk with Hollywood's number one military advisor, Dale Dye.


A hardcore film buff can rattle off a list of their favorite cinematographers, maybe even editors or production designers.  But when it comes to "military advisors" there is only one:  Dale Dye.
He pretty much invented the role of current military advisor for films, and his list of credits is a mile long.  He's also wound up before the cameras, acting first in walk-ons and is a regular on the forthcoming Falling Skies.  We spoke with the man about his career starting with Platoon (coming to Blu-ray for an anniversary edition this Tuesday,) the actors he's trained and what he's got coming up next.
Jordan Hoffman: Did you invent this job? Are there other people out there doing it now?

Dale Dye: Yeah, ever since my role in motion pictures as a military advisor has gotten some publicity, there are a number of guys who have come around, . Some are good, some of them last for one film and then decide this is stupid and melt away.
I get floods of emails from young men and women, former military, who want to do what I do. Some of them I give a chance and some of them I don’t, it depends on the workload that we’re facing. So that’s the answer to Dye-clones. Yeah, they’re out there.
The other answer is, and I have to be a bit humble to avoid hubris here - I certainly did not invent the business of being a military technical advisor. They’ve had them certainly since the dawn of military films. But they had been shallow and superficial. Hollywood, in its own version of hubris, has said, “Look. You don’t know anything about drama, you don’t know anything about storytelling, you’re just a military guy. Sit over here in this chair and we’ll ask you questions about which side the ribbons go on.” And that, in large measure, was how the whole thing was treated.
When I began this there was the big problem. Military life, and the way we think and act, is virtually antithical to the way showbiz sees things. If you expect a really in-depth and nuanced performance, you can’t take a young man or woman out and say, “Here’s how you hold a weapon, here’s how you wear your uniform, now walk over there and do what the director tells you.” That’s going to give you a shallow performance because there’s no understanding the philosophy that says there’s something more important than me and what’s going on in the scene. So I invented this way of fully immersing people. And I’m not talking about a couple of hours a day, I’m talking about 24/7 having to live rough and rely on each other, and that has given an insight to good young actors who can take it and meld it into their performance.
Jordan Hoffman: Have there been times when the producers shy away from having the full experience?

Dale Dye: Early on, there was. “We can’t afford that,” or “We don’t really need that, do we?” There wasn’t enough cheese to go with all the whine.
Part of getting this done is being able to sell people on the philosophic value of it. Directors, for the most part, get it instantly. I have two options: I can say it’s going to be garbage and walk away, or I can weasel my way into this and get a grip on it. I generally don’t walk away. If I’m interested in the project, generally because I think it’s something that needs to be done, then I won’t walk away. I’ll infiltrate and try and turn it around to my way of thinking as we go along.

Jordan Hoffman: Platoon was really a game-changer in terms of our culture relating to Vietnam and Vietnam vets, but also the way war was shown on film. And it was also your first big credit.  What was it like when you had to start from scratch?

Dale Dye: It was interesting. When Oliver [Stone] and I finally got together, we discovered we we’re political opposites. On the set, they’d call Oliver Ho Chi Minh, and they’d call me John Wayne.  But Oliver and I absolutely saw eye to eye in one of the best 20 minute introductory meetings I’ve ever had in my life, because Oliver himself had been in combat in Vietnam. He got it. He also got that most war films didn’t get it. And I said, “If we’re going to do a big one about Vietnam, written by a guy who’s been there, done that, we’ve got to get it right.” And to get it right we’ve got to take these kids out to the edge. The interesting thing was that we only had 5 million dollars, so we had to make this thing work.

Jordan Hoffman: So how does your advising differ from film to film?  Is it props? Movement? Dialogue?

Dale Dye: Well, I’ve done everything from Alexander which reaches back into pre-history, to Starship Troopers which projects into the future. With everything that we do, for the period and the force involved, requires an enormous amount of research and study and preparation to get ready. But in the case of Platoon I didn’t have to do a great deal because Oliver, as a veteran, his dialogue just sang. Now, I can’t say that in other things. I do a huge amount of work with writers to get the dialogue right and correct scenarios that never happen and offer them options. With Oliver, he had it all there. It was pulled so much from his personal experience. What we did argue about, and at that point we had become close personal friends, I’d just look him in his beady eyes and say, “Look. You know that didn’t happen. We can’t do that.” And, for the most part I would win those.

Jordan Hoffman: As a combat veteran yourself, do you have a switch to decide which films are more serious than others? Platoon and Saving Private Ryan are important films that show the horror of war.  Under Siege 2 can make combat seem, for lack of a better word, fun.
Dale Dye: It depends on which hat I’m wearing. If I’m wearing my actor hat, which has become more and more common these days, then I can have fun with it. If I’m wearing my military advisor hat, then I get a little more serious about it. But, as an actor, I have kind of a bottom line. My agenda, regardless of which hat I am wearing, is to shed some positive light on men and women in uniform, regardless of the period. Because I think they’re underappreciated and underrepresented properly in the popular media. As long as I’m not being a complete idiot, or doing something that couldn’t conceivably happen in the military, I’ll have fun with it.

Jordan Hoffman: Who are some of the actors and actress that you’ve worked with really sunk their teeth into the training? 
Dale Dye: There’s been a bunch of them, and there are even some surprising names. For instance, Dustin Hoffman, that I did Outbreak with. I used to call him my little maggot. Dustin was very anxious to get his role as a military doctor right. He really got his teeth into it. Tom Hanks. He chases down a role, and had training twice. Once for Forrest Gump and once for Saving Private Ryan, and he gets immersed. There’s hundreds more that you’d be surprised that really get into it. Tom Cruise took a big bite out of the Ron Kovic character from Born on the Fourth of July. Young actors in Band of Brothers, Damien Lewis. The Pacific.

Jordan Hoffman: What do they come to you looking for?

Dale Dye: I train them specifically for what they need: their weapons, their movements, tactical stuff. And every training session I have a thing called "stand down," before we go over into night activities, where they can ask me these specific questions. During the filming, because I’m hands-on, they’ll whisper in my ear, “What am I thinking here,” and usually I can remind them of something that happened in training.

Jordan Hoffman: When are you going to direct your own project?

Dale Dye: It’s coming up. I wrote a WWII film that we will begin either late this summer or this fall called No Better Place to Die. I’m going to direct it, and I’ve got producers looking at it and they love it. They think that a guy like me can bring something special to it. Of course, when you’ve gone to school at the elbow of guys like Spielberg and Hanks and Frankenheimer and Stone, those guys taught me how to tell a story in the visual medium, so I think it’s a natural step for me.

Voice-Changing Iron Man Motorcycle Helmet is Awesome, Unsafe


Can I ride in your sidecar with my War Machine helmet?

You're already riding a motorcycle, so feeble concerns like safety aren't yours to have. Leave it for the moped owners. In lieu of a properly constructed helmet, why not try and cop one of Youtube user Tigerpause444's (I see what you did there, mreowr) custom creations?



The coolest one is the helmet based on the Iron Man Mark VI suit, which has a retractable visor, blue LED lights in the eye-hole spots, and voice changing capability (spoiler: it's one of those kiddie voice-chaing helmets mounted on a regular bike helmet).

Other helmets this dude's made include War Machine from Iron Man, a humongous furry Cookie Monster helmet, Hello Kitty, Optimus Prime and Bumblebee from Transformers, Master Chief from the Halo video game series, and Star Wars' Darth Vader. Tigerpause warns that they might not be entirely safe for road wear, but I'd rather be made into street pizza looking like Tony Stark than a big ol' dork.

Though he says on his profile page that the helmets aren't for sale, everybody's got a price. My offer is $20, due to the fact that I don't actually own a motorcycle and would just wear this around the house. Get at me, dog.

Ridiculous Male Plastic Surgery Fails

 Plastic surgery is something that everybody gets, but nobody wants to talk about. Usually it's the ladies who over-indulge, but there are plenty of male stars who go to far with the facelifts as well. Check these horrific examples.

Carrot Top

Carrot Top is a Goddamned freak anyways, even without the contributions of medical science. The physical comedian turned gym rat has pumped up his muscles to a ludicrous degree. But what we're concerned with here is his face. His horrible, horrible face. His face is broader and his brows are insanely lifted. He's obviously had Botox injections as well, and he basically looks like a terrifying monster. Of laughs.
Pete Burns

Some dudes use plastic surgery to clean up trouble areas. And then some dudes use it to totally go bananas and reinvent themselves as silicone-faced homunculi. For Pete Burns, best known as the singer for British synth-pop band Dead Or Alive, the latter was the way to go. Burns has subjected himself to an orgy of procedures over the last few years, but the absolute worst is his botched lip job, which makes him look like a funhouse mirror Angelina Jolie. He's suing the surgeon but really, dude, you should have known better.
Barry Manilow

There's a common side effect from male plastic surgery that tends to feminize the face - whether it's due to surgeons mostly practicing on women or some other factor, dudes who get a lot of work done often end up looking like really haggard chicks. Case in point: Barry Manilow. The crooner has had so many waves of Botox crash on his face that he's starting to look like a pixie-cut Elfquest reject. It's getting to be a little worrisome.
Bruce Jenner

Some of the worst plastic surgery mistakes happen when dudes try to fix botched jobs - you can't polish a turd, as the saying goes. Olympian Bruce Jenner got some bad work done 25 years ago, leaving him with a skinny nose and a too-tight face, but when he went back to the operating room to get it rectified it basically left him looking like an overcooked Hot Pocket with wrinkles in it. Sorry, man. At least you still have your medals, assuming a Kardashian hasn't pawned them.
Gary Busey

If you were born with a face like Gary Busey, you think you'd learn to live with it. But that hasn't stopped the iconoclastic actor from going under the knife to make his visage even more horrifying. True, part of it is due to a motorcycle accident he was in years ago, but that doesn't explain the intense veneers he put on his prominent teeth. Seriously, those are weapons-grade.
Mickey Rourke

It's kind of funny that just as Mickey Rourke made his big comeback with The Wrestler, his years of horrendous facelifts started to rebound on him. Rourke has obviously had just a pile of work done on his mug in the last few years, which has left him looking like a half-dehydrated Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man with hair plugs. Puffy face, weird lines, insane-looking eyebrows - this is our checklist for too much time under the knife.
Robert Evans

Legendary producer Robert Evans has his name on some of the best flicks ever. But for a dude who spends his time behind the scenes, he's had an awful lot of surgery. Look at the tip of his nose - it has the telltale dimple of too many jobs, not to mention the fact that it's as skinny as a toothpick. Moving on to his actual dermis, aeons of tanning have given him a complexion that's halfway between a Timberland boot and a human nutsack. Nice peels, too.
Michael Douglas

Michael Douglas has long denied having plastic surgery, but let's be straight: he has to be keeping Catherine Zeta-Jones in the house somehow. His perpetually tightened face gives him an expression of being surprised all the time, but if you were friends with Charlie Sheen you'd probably look like that naturally anyways. He was recently photographed with telltale facelift scars, so that settles that question.
David Gest

It's sort of low to pick on David Gest, but we're bad people. The former Liza Minnelli husband was never a very good-looking guy, but the cleft chin, cheek implants and nose job he got in 1981 were absolutely disastrous. The technology was way more primitive back then, and as he aged the artificial parts started looking really nasty.
Igor Bogdanoff

Igor Bogdanoff (and his brother Grichka) are probably best known in theoretical physics circles as the wackjobs behind the Bogdanoff affair, where they floated their kooky theory of the first few seconds after the Big Bang to reputable scientific journals. That done, they then started hosting bizarre UFO cult shows on French television and using the money to get extreme pastic surgery, adding intense layers to their chins and cheeks. Why? No one will ever know.
Garry Shandling

Have you wondered why you haven't seen much of Garry Shandling in recent years? Well, it's because the comedian decided to get some of the worst plastic surgery ever. In an effort to stave off the ravages of time, he seems to have had his flace ludicrously both puffed and smoothed. He looks like somebody drew a face on an old balloon.

Cute Circassian Girl Dance With Swords